today has been pretty nightmarish.  completely nightmarish,  really.

I didn't really get any sleep last night after a foray back into the magical mythical world of msn,  where a string of people that I was overjoyed to talk to kept popping up.  by the time 5am came,  there was no point in sleeping to get up at 6.

I had my first proper language classes.  I thought I was getting the foundation level,  so I was geared up for dealing with the dense.  but somehow,  I have been promoted to head esl teacher without ever asking/wanting/being told - and I'm taking the advanced class.

I wasn't prepared for quite how dense they would be.  I feel bad for saying 'dense' - they're kids,  they're not stupid,  and their english is better than my chinese - but seriously.  the words 'uncoordinated' and ''glaikit' come to mind.

24 kids.  21 girls,  3 boys.  not a good combination.  the boys sit about with bumfluff facial hair,  thinking they're like snoopdog - surrounded by all the beautiful teenage talented totty the school has to offer.

ha.

none of them understood my accent,  three of them refused to do any work (fuck them,  I can't work miracles,  and even if I could - I can't be fagged),  and while I was trying to keep a vain in my forehead from rupturing,  one of the girls said "teacher!  can I take a photo of you?".  I was tempted to get her by the hair and scream "PEOPLE PAY FOR THIS FACE,  BITCH",  but I didn't.  possibly the longest two hours of my life.  and there's a repeat on thursday!  oh,  and a quadruple period marathon on sunday morning,  8am - midday.  seriously.

but still,  not everything was shit.  today was payday.

moneymoneymoney!   MONEY!

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